Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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