it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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