she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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