Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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