So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
You ruined the universe
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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