sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
