and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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