You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
She even gives head with a lisp.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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