She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
