woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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