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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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