how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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