Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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