I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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