Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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