Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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