Your tits are I can't wait for
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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