maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Alive.
So much puke
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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