Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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