Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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