i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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