is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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