And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize