People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
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