Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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