I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
high people should be assigned attendants
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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