Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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