Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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