he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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