I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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