I molested 6 butterflies tonight
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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