we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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