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(604): View more from British Columbia

Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.

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(646): View more from New York

i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation

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(519): View more from Ontario

Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.

(416): View more from Toronto

Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!

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(315): View more from New York

Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.

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(847): View more from Illinois

He tried peeing out of the sunroof.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.

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(979): View more from Texas

The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience

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