If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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