I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The adults are the big ones right?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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