Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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