Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
