I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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