im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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