The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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