she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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