haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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