You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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