You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
do nipples grow back?
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