i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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