Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Two words: blizzard sex
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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