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This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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