I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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