I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
don't judge my taste in strippers
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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