The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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