He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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