We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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