if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Can Purell be used as lube?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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