I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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