i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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