I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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