4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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