dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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