i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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